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BRIGHT SUNSHINE “Executive Power Supreme”
BRIGHT SUNSHINE “Executive Power Supreme”
By Lord Randall
After shaking up the power structure of the Southwestern service area for the past few fiscal years, regional representatives of the corporate headhunting group BRIGHT SUNSHINE have entered into a partnership with Reptilian Records in hopes to boost brand recognition and expand upon an already lean and mean business acumen with “Executive Power Supreme”.
Alright, time to gather ‘round…everybody, take your seats. Linda? Linda? No, Linda won’t be hosting this meeting due to the Sign-Up Sheet Fiasco of ’22. Focus on the positive here, as we open with “Growth Opportunities”, a calamitous ride down a gravel road, slamming into guardrail after guardrail until “Failure To Execute” breaks though and sends us down the cliffside of plummeting sales and into the skronk, angular as a graph dawn by Shakey Sydney down in Acquisitions, tasteless as a booger-filled pie chart. “Business Lunch” is a rousing success, almost as (dare I say) tuneful as we’ve heard BRIGHT SUNSHINE thus far, still saber-sharp and knocking like a thrown rod towards the performance review one-on-one that is “Year End Goals”. CAVITY and KEELHAUL come to mind here, as well as early Tortuga Recordings or even Hydra Head Records’ unbridled discography.
“Unlimited Breadsticks / Unlimited Power” pummels Tesco Vee’s rant ‘n’ rave delivery as summoned through bassist/vocalizer Chris with OXBOW sonic seizure. Clanger “Retention Efforts” rollicks, rolls, flips on its back in a St. Vitus Dance, face permanently in rictus as appendages flail. Hard driving and persevering,”‘Orlando Product Expo” ends our mid-year conference as we depart for our “Executive Wellness Retreat”, a celebratory weekend that will leave us refreshed, revitalized by Sergei’s Prickly Pear Margaritas, and ready to head into Q3 as proud members of BRIGHT SUNSHINE, Inc.
Bagels are for closers, and Chris, Eric and J. probably bleed poppyseed and cream cheese.
The takeaway here is “Executive Power Supreme”, indeed.
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