"Darker Handcraft"

By Dr. Abner Mality

QUIZ TIME! See if Trap Them's "Darker Handcraft" is for you! Answer yes or no to the following questions...

Do you like to slam, mosh, skank or cause mayhem in a concert environment?

If you get busted open during such an event, do you wipe the blood off, smile and dive back into the pit?

Do you think our planet is headed straight to hell in a gold-stitched handbasket?

Do you think the more a guitar sounds like a chainsaw, the better it is?

Do you have the works of one or more of the following in your possession: Entombed, Dismember, Agnostic Front, Slayer, Cro-Mags, Venom?

Do you have an aversion to keyboards, post-metal and soprano chick singers?

Do you feel like crushing things in rage when you think about the leaders of our society?

Do you feel that music is an effective way to channel that rage?

If you answered "YES" to at least half of these questions, "Darker Handcraft" is for you. If you answered "NO to more than half of these questions, then get the fuck out of my way, I'm headed into the pit to do some damage after hearing this chainsaw motherf@#$er!!!!?! One of the rawest and most brutal of the year!