"Noizemongers For Goatserpent"

By Dr. Abner Mality

You have got to be fucking kidding me. I am supposed to listen and review 79 TRACKS of this idiocy?! On what warped alternate reality is this supposed to occur, an Earth where cars run on cream cheese instead of gasoline or where red is the color for "go" and green the color for "stop"?

No, ain't gonna happen. Time is precious, yours as well as mine. Everything about this is a joke. I've devoted my life to extreme music and I have a pretty good sense of humor, as readers may have noticed. It doesn't go this far. Seriously, does anybody think track #69, "The End All and Be All", is going to sound that much different than track #34, "tihSorken"? There are subtleties to Enbilulugugal's approach that I must be missing.

A bunch of brief blasts of silly juvenile screaming, excruciating electronic noise and feeble black metal "extremity" is what you've got here. Repeated 79 times. With titles like "Hellrokken Goatsex", "Nekrokvntpvke" and the ever-popular "Apirikubabadazuzukanpa". Ha ha. What a riot.

Shoulda been called "Nukkleheads for Hypsterizm"...